Do you ever have conversations with your food?

Do you ever have conversations with your food?

I sure do….

And you know what…

It talks back to me too.

Here are some of the ways how….

When I’m stressed I scream at my snack shelves.

“Hurry, Hurry, give me something to stuff myself with

So the pain of my stress can quickly go away.

When I’m sad I stick my head deep into my refrigerator.

And beg for comfort…

Which one of you can I scoop into a bowl…

That can make the sadness go away?

When I’m happy I twitter to my pantry….

I’m feeling so good….

Which one of you can keep up with me?

And the food talks back to me…

Scoop me, pour me

Open me, inhale me….

Try a bit of my salty crunchiness,

Eat me quickly so no one can see…

Hide me and save me for a late night binge…

Do you ever have conversations with your food?

I sure do…